just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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