i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
