Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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