i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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