she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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