just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
