Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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