i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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