he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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