if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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