On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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