At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
ok first of all what the fuck
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