ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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