Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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