I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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