I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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