I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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