I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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