: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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