i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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