It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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