So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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