upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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