Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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