Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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