you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I had to cum in my sink.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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