the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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