Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just gargled with NyQuil
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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