your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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