Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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