love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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