talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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