Why are handjobs necessary in class?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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