do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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