Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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