Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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