Your tits are I can't wait for
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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