Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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