You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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