Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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