The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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