Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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