i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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