Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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