So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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