I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i already hear my dad disowning me
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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