yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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