Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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