office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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