at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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